This was in the Star Tribune today and it made me laugh. I thought I would share.
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Head down to the cellar with a Stephen King book. Sit on the floor and read until you start to shiver.
Grab a bottled water from the fridge. Drink half of it. Go back outside and pour the rest over your head and chest. (Or drink out of the bottle, but let a good bit of it spill onto your chest.)
Turn on the sprinkler and stand in a strategic spot.
Open the freezer and insert your head until it's just short of comfortably numb.
Heed the wisdom of the late, great Johnny Carson: Take two snow cones and stick them in your armpits.