Apparently, when you look like this:

And you wear these for a couple hours to your husband's holiday party:

Your feet and ankles look like this:

I have learned my lesson. I will not wear heels for the duration of this pregnancy. And I most definitely won't think it's ok to dance in them to a couple songs at holiday parties. My feet protest and get very upset with me.

Point taken feet. Point taken.

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Apparently, when you look like this: <\/p>\n

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And you wear these for a couple hours to your husband's holiday party:<\/p>\n

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Your feet and ankles look like this: <\/p>\n

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I have learned my lesson. I will not wear heels for the duration of this pregnancy. And I most definitely won't think it's ok to dance in them to a couple songs at holiday parties. My feet protest and get very upset with me. <\/p>\n

Point taken feet. Point taken.<\/p>\n

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