Some days your toddler will yell at you about everything.

Some days your toddler won’t want to eat lunch.

And some days the only way to get your toddler to eat lunch is to give in and let them hold their doll so they will at least eat strawberries for lunch.

And the Cabbage Patch Kid was mine. Her name is (amusingly) “Maddie Jeanie.”

Some days your toddler will yell at you about everything. <\/p>\n

Some days your toddler won\u2019t want to eat lunch. <\/p>\n

And some days the only way to get your toddler to eat lunch is to give in and let them hold their doll so they will at least eat strawberries for lunch. <\/p>\n

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And the Cabbage Patch Kid was mine. Her name is (amusingly) \u201cMaddie Jeanie.\u201d <\/p>\n

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