This is a video and the song from the ending credits to a computer game Chuck got. This was one of the smaller games in the Half Life Orange Box game called Portal. It was a really fun game to watch. You make entry and exit portals to get through levels. At the end, this is what you see. It is hilarious! I hope you get a good laugh out of it!

Video & Song

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Lyrics

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE

This is a video and the song from the ending credits to a computer game Chuck got. This was one of the smaller games in the Half Life Orange Box game called Portal. It was a really fun game to watch. You make entry and exit portals to get through levels. At the end, this is what you see. It is hilarious! I hope you get a good laugh out of it!<\/p>\n

Video & Song<\/p>\n

Another if that one didn't load for you.<\/a><\/p>\n

Lyrics<\/b><\/p>\n

This was a triumph.
\nI'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
\nIt's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
\nAperture Science
\nWe do what we must
\nbecause we can.
\nFor the good of all of us.
\nExcept the ones who are dead.
\nBut there's no sense crying over every mistake.
\nYou just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
\nAnd the Science gets done.
\nAnd you make a neat gun.
\nFor the people who are still alive.
\nI'm not even angry.
\nI'm being so sincere right now.
\nEven though you broke my heart.
\nAnd killed me.
\nAnd tore me to pieces.
\nAnd threw every piece into a fire.
\nAs they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
\nNow these points of data make a beautiful line.
\nAnd we're out of beta.
\nWe're releasing on time.
\nSo I'm GLaD. I got burned.
\nThink of all the things we learned
\nfor the people who are still alive.
\nGo ahead and leave me.
\nI think I prefer to stay inside.
\nMaybe you'll find someone else to help you.
\nMaybe Black Mesa
\nTHAT WAS A JOKE.
\nHAHA. FAT CHANCE.
\nAnyway, this cake is great.
\nIt's so delicious and moist.
\nLook at me still talking
\nwhen there's Science to do.
\nWhen I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
\nI've experiments to run.
\nThere is research to be done.
\nOn the people who are still alive.
\nAnd believe me I am still alive.
\nI'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
\nI feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
\nWhile you're dying I'll be still alive.
\nAnd when you're dead I will be still alive.
\nSTILL ALIVE
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